Ooo, looks like this time it's gonna be a cold and bitchy war.
Oh no he didn't!
I've considered many reasons why Condi is like Condi is. Too much hair product. Simple misunderstanding of the issues. A heart filled with equal parts hate and stupidity. It took a pinko red commie bastard...or whatever we're calling them nowadays, to remind me of the simplest reason for Condi:
She's a career gal.
In a salvo guaranteed to align Camile Paglia and the Republican party, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia, said in response to Condi's attack on Russia's recent "We're taking our gas and going home" ploy with the Ukraine, "Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all."
Oo, snap! Zhirinovsky done called Condi an old maid! It's on now, bitch!
He went on to say, "If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale."
Well, while I'm not sure that the desire for global conquest exhibited by Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane or Alexander the Great can be attributed to just not finding the right guy to settle down with...well, maybe it can in Alexander's case...it does make for a fun little political bitch-slap.
Then he delves deep into Russian history and says what was good for Catherine the Great might just be good enough for Condi, "Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age."
Now, I may be wrong here, but did he suggest that what our Secretary of State really needs is a good, honest, deep-dicking gang-bang by a bunch of soldiers?
I've considered many reasons why Condi is like Condi is. Too much hair product. Simple misunderstanding of the issues. A heart filled with equal parts hate and stupidity. It took a pinko red commie bastard...or whatever we're calling them nowadays, to remind me of the simplest reason for Condi:
She's a career gal.
In a salvo guaranteed to align Camile Paglia and the Republican party, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia, said in response to Condi's attack on Russia's recent "We're taking our gas and going home" ploy with the Ukraine, "Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all."
Oo, snap! Zhirinovsky done called Condi an old maid! It's on now, bitch!
He went on to say, "If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale."
Well, while I'm not sure that the desire for global conquest exhibited by Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane or Alexander the Great can be attributed to just not finding the right guy to settle down with...well, maybe it can in Alexander's case...it does make for a fun little political bitch-slap.
Then he delves deep into Russian history and says what was good for Catherine the Great might just be good enough for Condi, "Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age."
Now, I may be wrong here, but did he suggest that what our Secretary of State really needs is a good, honest, deep-dicking gang-bang by a bunch of soldiers?
posted by QuakerJono | 2:43 PM
1 Comments:
Hey man, this is Rhaama, got your link from both the forums and from DB's blog. I had this same loser post on my blog too (juicyfruiter). He's just a spam poster looking for traffic - which you may already know. Just do a search for "I read over your blog, and I found it inquisitive" on Google and you'll come up with more than a few results.
Anyway man, take it easy!
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