Remember, Kansas isn't the only whacko state out there.

Maybe this will shift the country's focus from the evolution antics of my neighboring Kansas to rabidly homophobic Utah.

You know, I hear they're also attacking the sanctity of the institution of marriage by indulging in wanton poligamy...

http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_007175321.html

Addendum: The theater chain, however, is still showing teen-torture fest Hostel. So, in recap:

Gay Cowboys = anti-family
Teens bound to a chair, gagged, tortured to death = pro-family