A Blunt Can't Stop A Boehner

It's official, Republicans like Boehner.

Now, while I can't always say a Boehner is superior to a Blunt, in this particular case, knowing what I do about this Blunt, I'd have to say the Republicans made a wise choice.

And for my friend David, who has an inexplicible and nightmarishly disturbing crush on boy governor Baby Blunt (notice the absence of "wonder" after boy in that last phrase), all I can say is maybe this is your chance. Perhaps the raging Boehner's punishing pounding of Big Blunt will so depress Baby Blunt that he'll get drunk and do one of those "It doesn't make you gay if you don't kiss" things. It's a long shot, but in a world where a Boehner beats a Blunt, anything is possible.