A million little bitch slaps

Okay, I promise, that's the last "clever" play on the title of James Frey's work of speculative fiction.

Anyway, I guess Oprah has finally gotten over the "betrayal" and "hurt" portions of her break up with Frey and is ready to move on to the nationally televised evisceration of The Author Frey.

Who do you think you're messing with, bitch? Jenny Jones?

Mind you, I find it slightly disingenuous of Oprah to get all offended about this. My point being, if the only reason you enjoyed the book was because of it's supposed "truthfulness", then it really wasn't that great a book to begin with. I mean, get over it, Oprah. Or at least get honest and do it Jerry Springer style.