Don't Make Me Pull This Quagmire Over!
In a pathetic attempt to try and convince...well, just about everyone, that he hasn't sold out faster than tickets to Jenna Jameson replacing Julia Roberts on Broadway and doing the show nude AND on a pogo stick, Senator John McCain recently made some "off the cuff" remarks to the rich and powerful in New York.
Leaked examples intended to show us, the peons, that McCain only addresses those who have cashed in their souls and isn't souless himself.
I think my favorite bit is where, when asked what he would do in Iraq, McCain said,
"One of the things I would do if I were President would be to sit the Shiites and the Sunnis down and say, ‘Stop the bullshit.’”
Golly. What's next? Making Osama bin Laden go to his room and just think about what he's done? A vicious round of spankings for Saddam Hussein which are guaranteed to hurt you more than they do him? If only someone would have thought of that in Viet Nam. Of course, it might have been hard to find just two parties to sit down and force to make nice in that situation. Luckily Iraq is so much more clear cut, eh, John?
When you get schooled by a student young enough to be either your daughter or the sexual indiscretion that ends your political career and then have to set your Chief of Staff on her like an attack dog because you lack either the balls or the off-the-cuff wit to address her immediately and personally, then some vaguely "intergrity-esque" comments to rich and powerful New Yorkers are just not going to cut it.
However, I'm sure there are a lot of women and gay men out there with a daddy complex that would love for you to take them across your lap and paddle out some campaign contributions. At least that would be an honest exchange. Remember honesty, John? It's something you lost when you climbed into bed with BushCo.
Leaked examples intended to show us, the peons, that McCain only addresses those who have cashed in their souls and isn't souless himself.
I think my favorite bit is where, when asked what he would do in Iraq, McCain said,
"One of the things I would do if I were President would be to sit the Shiites and the Sunnis down and say, ‘Stop the bullshit.’”
Golly. What's next? Making Osama bin Laden go to his room and just think about what he's done? A vicious round of spankings for Saddam Hussein which are guaranteed to hurt you more than they do him? If only someone would have thought of that in Viet Nam. Of course, it might have been hard to find just two parties to sit down and force to make nice in that situation. Luckily Iraq is so much more clear cut, eh, John?
When you get schooled by a student young enough to be either your daughter or the sexual indiscretion that ends your political career and then have to set your Chief of Staff on her like an attack dog because you lack either the balls or the off-the-cuff wit to address her immediately and personally, then some vaguely "intergrity-esque" comments to rich and powerful New Yorkers are just not going to cut it.
However, I'm sure there are a lot of women and gay men out there with a daddy complex that would love for you to take them across your lap and paddle out some campaign contributions. At least that would be an honest exchange. Remember honesty, John? It's something you lost when you climbed into bed with BushCo.
posted by QuakerJono | 10:27 AM
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